Ode to the Car Salesman...

...who was such a bitch joy on the phone...

It must be great to sell cars all day
Never to apologize for small, simple mistakes.
But instead get to smile,
and all the while
Enjoying the coolness of a working air conditioner.

It must be great to sell cars all day
While scolding restaurant personel.
As you're dreaming of the lake
While I, get to bake
In the bowels of the kitchen, to fix the mistake.

It must be great to sell cars all day
To sit on the phone
A smug emperor on his throne.
Yes, it must be great to sell cars all day.